January 21, 2011
May 1, 2010
April 11, 2009
I’M A CRIMINAL
last night I had a dream. I did an armed robbery using my antique WWII M-1. Immediately caught I was in a police car and the cop said – “If you tell me what happened I’ll give you a break. I know that this was a one time thing and you’re not a criminal.” In my show – IT’S CRIMINAL the comedy – I do a bit based on my experiences as a criminal defense lawyer about my clients confessing at the drop of a hat. It amazes me they listen to the cops horseshit they use about helping them out etc. In my dream, that’s just what happens – the cop says to me – “if you tell me what happened I’ll be able to help you out.” I think what the hell – and confess. The next thing that happens is I’m in jail and I’m wondering if there is any possible way to escape and how I can case the joint out without the guards knowing that I’m thinking about escaping. And I’m scared.
April 5, 2009
MEDIA QUESTION
Why is it that whenever the cops record an interrogation they put the microphone close to the cops and you can hear them clear as a bell but the guy being worked over – usually my client – you can never hear clearly. Do they do this on purpose?
