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GREAT WISDOM IN ELEVATOR – CRIMINAL COURTS BUILDING
crowded elevator – on the way down stopping at every floor getting more crowded at every stop. elevator stops on third floor and an older obviously “homeless” guy wrapped up in a blanket squeezes his way in. he looks at this sexy but professionally dressed young woman and says – “are you a lawyer?” she says “why, do you need one?” he says – “no, i need a girlfriend.”
nobody says anything until the homeless guy looks at me and says “hard to be player when you’re wearing a blanket.” 
